Drink it.

When a door closes, a window opens. Though it may have been blasted open in Beirut. You could fly there, or you could hack into cyberspace and create a new window that throws wicked parties and makes you cool by making you fight a biker gang. The window requires you find new uses for your underwear. FYI.

Have gonzo, will travel...

Who knew life would turn out to be this much work?
I like to include sassy dialogue in mine.

Las Gringas y Magnum

Wear what you dig. BYOB. Drop your knife and get a gun. Decide the gun won't work and pick the knife back up. Run. Think about the best meal you had last week. Enjoy being horny. Carve a walking stick then burn it on a campfire. Cab it. Or drrrrrive.

Shrimp Plate

Is this the 50s? Or 1999?

da da da ta da

Look out Bluto- she's a little nuts and in love the that sailor guy.

Friends with benefits...

There is no substitute for the moment you realize you have the best friends and family.



Do good!

When the going gets tough...

The tough get to the clocktower.
Sometimes you feel 2015, sometimes 1985, sometimes 1885.
Tick tock...

It's important to distinguish fabulous

The Hoff


P.S. Hoff



Hoff-Man

Sunshine and Sex

Swimming, Sharing, Summer, Surfing, Sand, Satiate.
mmmm...

priests of nothingness

Go ahead- shave yourself a new hairline!

Let's go for a ride...

Get your hands dirty and finish off that list of projects you've saved for sunny dayz. It'll feel good to sit back and admire the fruits of your labour. Who cares if others don't see it. You're your own best friend.

Can I get an extra plate please?

This should be enjoyed properly...